The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
Please keep telling me how unrealistic my goals and my dreams are. I’m sorry that my dreams don’t fit the mould of settling into a 9-5 job where I make an average salary until I can find a nice, rich husband to support me and start a family. My dreams are SO much bigger and better than that.
The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour
Photo Credit: Rob Hoffman